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fun things that tend to get lost in dracula adaptations:
- dracula throwing jonathans mirror out the window & leaving; jonathans reaction being essentially “god dammit how am i gonna shave now”
- draculas shitty straw hat that he wears during his frantic daytime errands
- jonathan trying to whack dracula with a shovel
- general respect for lucy & mina
- “we should have pity for dracula” “yeah have pity for him when i slam dunk him into hell” “JONATHAN”
- quincey quietly stepping out during van helsings long boring vampire lecture & waking everyone up by shooting the fucking window in bc he saw a bat
- quincey in general like why would you make the conscious decision to not have a cowboy in your vampire movie
- jonathan almost dying bc he ate some spicy chicken
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