injuries-in-dust:

thededfa:

dasjansel:

thededfa:

samleerandom:

thededfa:

mrnexx:

thededfa:

thededfa:

Normally I try to argue that I am not actually of fae origin, but I got mortally offended today when someone offered to pay for the drinks and snacks I bring to work for my coworkers

I feel I need to explain that another coworker leaves cash gifts by my bag but it’s a gift, not payment for the drinks and that’s perfectly fine

… has someone tossed salt at you recently?

No… but I threw salt at somebody and then had to immediately stop and clean it up because it was bugging me

You are definitely fae. No question. Glad I found a fae’s blog.

Look, just because my older siblings say mom found me under a rock when a storm rolled it over doesn’t mean that’s what actually happened

This is an intriguing story. Continue please.

Is there more? Is there something that would completely disturb this theory?

My mom says that it was hurricane Emily and dad was out to sea and I was born blue.

My sister, who was 9 at the time, says that a big storm knocked over a rock and mom found me and took me home and that’s why I’m so grumpy when I don’t eat enough meat

You don’t happen have trouble handling cold iron, so you?