Alien, he/him/his, trans dude content creator, your personal alien boyfriend from the planet cupid. I like walks on the beach, media analysis, and fandom nonsense.
It’s a five-minute walk from my house to the pub.
It’s a thirty-five minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering.
God dammit Jeff. I hate that I love it
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