terezis:

terezis:

when they were younger lup convinced taako that people eat raw fettuccine at the fantasy olive garden and then, a century and a half later, while out to dinner with her coworkers, she convinced kravitz of the exact same thing. and now whenever they go out on dates, they just, cronch cronch cronch together, blissfully unaware, thinking that this is a perfectly normal and socially acceptable thing to do. taako thinks people are staring because he’s famous and his boyfriend is hot. and he’s right. but also,

@ungarmax they all go out on a double date together and kravitz very earnestly offers barry some of his own uncooked pasta and for one long moment all barry can do is stare. like, bud. kravitz, hey. what the fuck? but then he notices lup trying not to lose her whole entire shit behind him. she and barry lock eyes. lup gives him a pleading look. i love you dearly, this look says. please don’t ruin this grift over a century in the making.

so what else can he do. barry accepts the raw fettuccine gratefully. and lup stands there. and she watches. and she tries desperately not to bust a gut as all three of her boys munch