thewronglong:

mostweakhamlets:

How hard do you think Aziraphale cried when he found out, after feeding ducks for 200 years, that bread isn’t actually good for them? My opinion is he inconsolable for three days minimum

He calls Crowley crying and babbling incoherently. Crowley, scared something terrible has happened, miracles himself over immediately.

“Angel, what’s wrong?” He asks, fearing the worst.

Aziraphale throws himself into his arms, managing to sob out, “The ducks, Crowley, the ducks!”

Crowley, who assumes he’s just talking about ducks in general, holds him and says “I know, angel, I know.”