Alien, he/him/his, trans dude content creator, your personal alien boyfriend from the planet cupid. I like walks on the beach, media analysis, and fandom nonsense.
#emil i’m gonna surgically swap your knees and your elbows
look, this fucking quack doctor @attentiondeficitstarscream is gonna perform surgery with his craft store pizza cutter.
NO I’M NOT ARE YOU KIDDING ME
that pizza cutter is for fabric
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May I suggest: cuticle nippers
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#i’m gonna use a buzz saw no you’re not, you’re gonna take out some fucking butter knife and go at it like a dinner roll
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