Alien, he/him/his, trans dude content creator, your personal alien boyfriend from the planet cupid. I like walks on the beach, media analysis, and fandom nonsense.
#emil i’m gonna surgically swap your knees and your elbows
look, this fucking quack doctor @attentiondeficitstarscream is gonna perform surgery with his craft store pizza cutter.NO I’M NOT ARE YOU KIDDING ME
that pizza cutter is for fabric
no you’re not, you’re gonna take out some fucking butter knife and go at it like a dinner roll
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May I suggest: cuticle nippers
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#i’m gonna use a buzz saw no you’re not, you’re gonna take out some fucking butter knife and go at it like a dinner roll
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