Alien, he/him/his, trans dude content creator, your personal alien boyfriend from the planet cupid. I like walks on the beach, media analysis, and fandom nonsense.
I tagged this with “horse thief son of horse thief of the house of horse thief” because my ancestry on my father’s side is full of horse thieves executed for horse thievery and the concept of having A Line to preserve and pass down is very funny to me
who will carry on the noble traditions of our ancestors? who will steal horses when we are gone? the skill of liberating horses from the possession of other people that has been passed down the generations… will be lost…
you’re right… I must find…
AN HEIR
Adopt an adult like an ancient Roman to carry on your name
perhaps a contest to determine who is worthy?
Only they who can steal the most magnificent horse shall become your heir.
bring me the horse from beneath Vladimir Putin and you shall be my worthy heir