glumshoe:

wasters-wasteland:

glumshoe:

thelizlords:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Me: “I don’t want children.”

My parents:

I tagged this with “horse thief son of horse thief of the house of horse thief” because my ancestry on my father’s side is full of horse thieves executed for horse thievery and the concept of having A Line to preserve and pass down is very funny to me

who will carry on the noble traditions of our ancestors? who will steal horses when we are gone? the skill of liberating horses from the possession of other people that has been passed down the generations… will be lost…

you’re right… I must find…

AN HEIR

Adopt an adult like an ancient Roman to carry on your name

perhaps a contest to determine who is worthy?

Only they who can steal the most magnificent horse shall become your heir.

bring me the horse from beneath Vladimir Putin and you shall be my worthy heir