

Alien, he/him/his, trans dude content creator, your personal alien boyfriend from the planet cupid. I like walks on the beach, media analysis, and fandom nonsense.



https://ift.tt/2nEcBP8 “This man’s collection of lost apples varieties.”
Uh yeah actually those are some rare ass apples.
He has a website that you can but saplings from!! They’re $20/piece or $15/piece if you blind box them and let him pick them for you. This is a great way to fight back against corporate farming and the destruction of heirloom foods (which while usually ‘ugly’, are heartier, and more nutritious than store bought varieties, and more delicious). I love it, and I can’t wait to buy a house and plant these very special trees.
guys it got better, look at his website:
I want to live with this Apple Mage and gather the lost lore of ancient Apples with him
I wanna be his apprentice
This is so fucking cool
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