Alien, he/him/his, trans dude content creator, your personal alien boyfriend from the planet cupid. I like walks on the beach, media analysis, and fandom nonsense.
*holding both hands to the sides of my temple, struggling and sweating. A hotdog (no bun) levitates in front of my face*
Aaaaaaauuuuuuugggghhhh-
*The hotdog rockets forward past my face, splattering on the wall behind me*
*places another hotdog in front of you*
Again.
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