Alien, he/him/his, trans dude content creator, your personal alien boyfriend from the planet cupid. I like walks on the beach, media analysis, and fandom nonsense.
I can’t believe cyclonus took one look at tailgate and was like “look at this idiot. tiny dumbass slept through the whole goddamn war. I’m going to kill anyone who ever makes him unhappy”
I’m not exaggerating btw this is literally canon
cyclonus: I can and will kill god for him
tailgate: my boyfriend is VERY tall and VERY purple
also I can’t get over the fact that even whirl, fucking whirl is was the one who was like “cool so have you like, talked to him about how you feel at all” and cyclonus is just like “what why would I do that” because he’s such an emotionally unavailable idiot that even fucking whirl has a better grasp on relationships than he does