

Alien, he/him/his, trans dude content creator, your personal alien boyfriend from the planet cupid. I like walks on the beach, media analysis, and fandom nonsense.


warlock gf:
me:
warlock gf:
me:
warlock gf:
me:
warlock gf: so dinner tonight is kind of a deconstructed pasta bake
me: by deconstructed you mean
warlock gf: i eldritch blasted it
me: you eldritch blasted it
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