beaus-cobalt-soul:

daphnetrodon:

neoncryptcuddler:

meeresbande:

faunmoss:

americans: fight over soda vs pop

germans: you are like a little baby. watch this 

[list of 57 different yet equally unsettling words for apple core]

in case anyone though this was exaggerated: here is the list. be prepared.

WHAT EVEN

hi Germany excuse me quick question but

what the fuck

Fun fact: Because most Germans only know around 4 of these (and for everyone it’s a different 4), if you say any fantasy word in combination with apple, I will automatically assume you mean the core without hesitating.