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Skeleton: [in a cartoonish voice] I have a joke for you!
Black Hat: What?
S: What is a skeleton’s favorite snack?
BH:[mumbling] I dunno.
S: Go on, guess.
BH: Death?
S: Nooooooo. Go on, guess!
BH: [giggling] I dunno! [starts laughing harder]
S: [yelling] COME ON, GUESS! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING, I HAVEN’T TOLD THE PUNCHLINE YET! [BH giggles helplessly] WHAT IS A SKELETON’S! FAVORITE! SNACK!! [Pause for an answer that doesn’t come] GUESS!
BH: [laughing] You’re putting me under a lot of pressure-
S: GUESS!! FUCK! [bangs skull against box twice] GUESS! GUESS GODDAMN YOU!! [BH is giggling uncontrollably now] WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER ME!! WHAT IS MY FAVORITE SNACK!
BH: Bones?
S: [stunned pause] [resumes yelling] NO!!! [bangs skull against box twice] NO!!!
BH: Jeez, this is a-
S: WHAT IS IT?! WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN?! [pauses] [BH giggles uncontrollably] RIIIIIIIIIBS!! SPARE RIIIIIIIIBS!! FUCK!!
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